Tired of this game.

Ever since they found the Morphic Adaptation Unit, James' wife, Cara, had increasingly demanded they incorporate changing him into a woman into their sex life.  After "trying him out" as a ballerina, a cheerleader, and a fairy tale princess, he'd finally put his foot down refusing any more changes.  But after days of begging and pleading, he finally agreed to one last change.  "So what is it this time? Cowgirl?  Stewardess?"  She just grinned and said "I've always been secretly turned on by the school girl thing...."  James sighed as he climbed on the bed, thinking to himself "I guess this isn't too bad."  Little did he know the machine was going to stop working, leaving him little choice but to get a job at Hooters.