Side Effects

Ok, so maybe I do look a little girly...but once I hit the gym and start putting muscle back on my body I'm gonna be the biggest badass in my fraternity again, especially with those special body building supplements my girlfriend has been giving me.  Ever since I began taking them the weight just started dropping off.  She's reassured me that the muscle gain is just around the corner!  Besides, the pills have made my hair grow back in so thick and shiny.  It's never been like this before!